Once upon a time?
There was a Guy? whO Annoyed poeple A LOt?
He Was So annoyIng that he only had One friend?buT thats Not important? The fact wAs? tHat he Woke Up evEry mornng? aT &:))? everYbodY hatEd him For that? becuz He was ONly !%*?
And? thus? Ends the taIl Of The Very annoyIng MAN?Read more >
Once upon a time, there was a man, who lived on a hill.
Now, we join him on this day for a very special reason, and that reason is......well, I guess I better just rewind a few years.
The man had moved in less than a few months ago, and was just starting to get used to the place when he suddenly heard "ring ring", "ah, the paper" he thought to himself, so he got up off his couch, stretched, and walked to the door.
But when he opened the door, he did not find what he expected to, right there on his porch, there was, instead of the normal weekly paper, a big, blue and white, egg.
Now, put yourself in his situation, you just got up, expecting something normal at your front door, but suddenly, you see THAT, you would be quite taken aback, I'm sure…Read more >
There once was a man
Who lived in a van
And ate out of cans
So one day someone walked up to him and said "How do you do?"
So he got up out of his chair and said "Darn you!"
But I know what you're thinking
This guy is quite rude
So that's why I am singing about this dude
Now the person took offense
And said something back but the man got angry
So decided to attack
He was sent to prison
For making that mistake
But his heart was risen
From what someone sayed
The guy said that there was hole
And asked him to come and help out
He of course accepted
They'd make it through without a doubt.
So three weeks later
They were done with the hole
So they got outa prison
For bein' like moles.
The man felt good about gettin' leaving without a singe
But the first thing that popped…Read more >
These are some things that I'm sure you want to remember.
That now you have to manually breath, blink and swallowRead more >