(*Tanner and Agranix land in the deep cold caverns of Planet Zebes*
Tanner: Eww... It's dark in here!
Agranix: Let me get some light! *Turns a light on his glove*
Tanner: I need your gloves! *Is mesmerized*
Agranix: Sorry, but this is advanced Geraxian technology!
Tanner: I just wanna look at it!
Samus: Who are you two? *Points cannon at Tanner and Agranix*
Meanwhile, in Hyrule...
(*Legored, Wavey, Leghobros and Wari land in the middle of Lon Lon Ranch*
Wari: Legored... You can snap out of it now!
Legored: *Is frozen* Sorry... It's just that I do not wanna wash this cheek ever again! *Sees a horse* WATCH OUT!!!
(*The Munchies jump out of the way*
Leghobros: Is that... Link?
Link: *Turns around* ...? *Points sword at the Munchies*
Wari: Wait! It's not what you think, Link! We're fans! We're just here to find a crystal that will... Save or destroy our world.
Legored: Yeah...the who Xagbrain is confusing me... But we still need the crystal.
Link:.... (Okay. I just wonder what Ganon's up to,)
Wavey: Maybe we need help from Zelda!
At the Hardcore Hub...
DK: Alright... Since I don't have any surveillance on our friends, let's check up on our good adversary Xagbrain.
Dre: How do you know what he's up to?
DK: I don't. Which is why I set these invisible space cameras to track down Xagbrain.
Inside Xagbrain's ship...
Xagbot: Doctor, we have visual on invisible objects spying on us! Check the radar!
Xagbrain: Shoot them down.
Xagbot: Yes doctor.
(*Xagbrain's ship shoots the cameras*
DK: Dang it.
AJ: Now I'm afraid!