Legored: Well, on to Bowser's Cas- GAH!! *Door hits Legored*
Toad: Mario! It's horrible! Bowser is going to kidnap Princess Peach again!
Agranix: I guess Bowser will lead us to his castle.
Luigi: Let's-a go then!
Tanner: I guess we're gonna have another big battle!
Imp: As long as our clones are there.
Birdetta: *Runs to Legored* ARE YOU OKAY?
Legored: *Muffled sound*
Wari: Someone help him!
Birdetta: Got it covered! *Frees Legored*
Dolphy: TIME TO FIGHT MORE BAD GUYS!!!
Wavey: And save the princess!
Toad: I think we should hurry!
(*The MMCers run to Peach's Castle*
(*The Evil MMCers are holding Peach in their grasp*
Tanner: Great. Not these guys again!
DarkTan: Sorry to bother you, but we'll take the princess now.
(*The Evil MMCers attack the MMCers*
Leghobros: Let's be careful not to hit the princess!
(*A cannon blast busts the castle wall open, and Bowser swoops down with the Koopalings*
Cheatsy: Hey! Those goons got the princess before we did!
DarkRed: Who are you?
Bowser: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! I am King Bowser of the Koopa Kingdom! WHo might you be?
DarkRed: We are the Dark Side! *Gets slapped by DarkTan*
DarkTan: We never agreed to that name!
Dark Imp: I did!
DarkTan: SHUT UP!!!
Birdetta: *Looks at the Evil MMCers* I don't know who you think you are, but this is as far as you'll go!
Legored: Isn't that your catchphrase?
Birdetta: Do you like it? :3
Tanner: LET'S TAKE THEM DOWN!!!
Mario: Let-a us do it!
Luigi: We've done this-a 57 times!
Bowser: Minions! ATTACK!!!!
Imp: *Battles Goombas with Spiked Gloves*
Dark Imp: YOU!!!!!!! GIVE ME BACK MY GLOVES!!!
Bowser Jr.: I think I have an idea, dad!
Bowser: Let me hear it.
Bowser Jr.: We can make those dark people team up with us! We can use them to destroy Mario, Luigi and those guys!
Bowser: Not a bad idea!
Bully: Should I use the Sleep Cannon?
Bully: *Tosses Sleep Cannon to DarkTan*
Bully: Shoot them with it!
DarkTan: Okay then. *Aims at Tanner*
Tanner: Wha- *Gets hit*
(*Legored battles Goombas, Koopas, and DarkRed*
DarkTan: *Aims at Legored* Nighty night!
Legored: What? NOOOOOO!!!!!
Xagbrain: Welcome, my creation.
Dark Indi: Yes, master.
Xagbrain: I will launch you down to earth. There's someone I need for you to eliminate.
Dark Indi: Very well. *Enters escape pod*
???: WHERE ARE MY CRYSTALS?
Xagbrain: I have'nt found them yet.
???: You need to hurry up and find them. You must set up an invasion! Find the people who stole the crystals, and KILL them.
Xagbrain: I will prepare the invasion in 3 days.
???: Do not disappoint me.
Xagbrain: Yes sir.