Flint at Redstone and people die.
Everywhere people die.
(That's a callback [to nothing])
This is the longest he's ever gone
Without killing anyone.
He wonders if his future son
Will carry out the tradition
Of blowing up the Stevies.
It's his lunch break luckily.
Toast of Hostility!
Hurry with the toast,
There's a hot Ender Girl
Walking to the right!
Bet she'd love to see a fight...
Good guy music begins
As the ponytail skins barge in.
Look down on the mobs
That you're better than.
Ominous orchestral note,
Time to let the Mobbies know:
Peaceful Mode's over.
Time for everything to suck.
Mysterious hooded Mob watches
(from a distance)
Take a second to power up.
Hooded Mob turns.
Skeleton Mob sees hooded Mob's
Subtle head movement signal,
Which tells him to go crat a bow
With the people.
And then he lets all of them know...
It was a bow OF DEATH!
You shouldn't craft before you know
What the crafting's for.
Bow shot, head shot, bottle toss.
Slow-mo potion pass.
Shoot face. Again and again and again.
Another harm potion pass in slow mo
Hooded Mob feels good –
Hey! Don't touch the hood.
If you try to stab the hoodless Mob,
He'll stab you in the abdomen, man.
And steal your diamond. Duh.
Herobrine running shoe commercial.
They thought they could catch the boat...
Not even close.
Herobrine walk to the edge of the dock,
Let's go chase that freakin' boat
Sailed by Some Creeper's ancestor.
Celebrate, sail into the sunset, fade.
Herobrine's not about to let the
Mob-cow-boat get away.
Gimme that compass. Give it!
Use the mini compass,
Aim the bow at the boat.
Shoot four, only two go through –
Maybe two were fakes?
Strike a pose, Creeper turns the boat.
Red stained 'Brine probably should've
Let that cow boat go...
Arrow's not shooting blanks anymore.
Creeper-Hood goes on.
Someone's gonna get wood blocks,
And explosion smoke!
I'm just saying, be careful.
WATCH OUT FOR THE RODS! OOH!
Shoulda listened! Creeper wants to ascend.
Blow on up to cut the rope
Just to make it difficult.
Flying up to run away,
No more murdering today...NOT!
Can't believe they bought that.
Same thing goes for all their skins.
I prefer my Creeper-Hood.
People die 'cause I look so good.
D-rop the sulfur, throw a stick.
His friend makes sure his death is quick.
Guess I'll do the same for you,
(assuming you want me to)
This is gonna end badly for you.
It already has for your crew.
Listen, I'll give you some free ones.
Look you disarmed me!
Now I am completely defenseless... (hiss) NOT!
Booyah. <be>Last words: Home or Spawnpoint?
Creeper's Creed IV: Black Wool
Cut to Creeper's boat sitting in a bay.
Ever since I got this diamond filled with Creeper Eggs,
It feels like someone's watching me.
S-T-E-V-I and E